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Come backs June 16, 2006

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Come backs - SMS


Hey, I may be fat, but you’ll always be ugly, and I can diet.Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me…I said, You Look fat in those pants.
Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking…for a Gorilla, that is…
Do you notice how I’ve kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see…all spotty
Man: Your place or mine?

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