One Liners June 16, 2006
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One Liners
☻Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
☻How do u occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
☻***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
… No Strings attached
…but for a limited period ONLY!
…A bloody good deal!
☻Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H
☻FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found.
☻Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.
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