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		<title>New Home For SMS Fun &#8211; FunSMS.WS</title>
		<link>http://funsms.wordpress.com/2007/04/26/new-home-for-sms-fun-funsmsws/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>TXT &amp; SMS CHAT UP LINES</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TXT &#38; SMS CHAT UP LINES             THESE LINES NEVER FAIL


☻Put your crash helmet on, you&#8217;re going through the head board.


☻Do you believe in love at first sight&#8230;or do I have to walk by again?


☻There&#8217;s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=36&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>SMS Greetings</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
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☻BLINKING STARS


FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up&#8230; Gd nite N sleep TiTE




☻ TIME TO SLEEP


LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=35&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Picture Msgs by SMS &#8211; ASCII SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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U&#8217;n me forever..
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		<title>What If SMS Msgs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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☻if ur askin if id hurt u da ansa is nevaif ur askin if i luv u da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if i want u da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most da ansa is u
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		<title>Police Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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☻I&#8217;m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
☻im at the police station.The police caught me &#38; filed a case against me &#8220;possession of good looks&#8221;.i&#8217;m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=32&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Q &amp; A Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER&#8221;ANSWER IN BRIEF. 
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
a. constiPATION.
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		<title>Clinton Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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Clinton Jokes






☻Q : What was yesterday&#8217;s Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton    


    


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		<title>Animal Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Animal Jokes






 ☻When geese fly in a &#8220;V&#8221;, why is one side longer?
 Because there are more geese on that side     


       


 ☻Why do cows wear bells?
 Because their horns don&#8217;t work     


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		<title>Wrong Person Messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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☻I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
☻This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
For More SMS Jokes Click [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=28&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reason Why Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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☻REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
☻3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=27&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pick Up Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Do you know what&#8217;d look good on you? Me. 
☻I&#8217;m bigger and better than the Titanic &#8230; only 200 woman went down on the Titanic 
☻I&#8217;m good at math, U+I=69 
☻I&#8217;m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I&#8217;m allergic to sex. 
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		<title>Word Play SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;
☻Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get 
☻Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: &#8220;noh ss!w !&#8221;. it didn&#8217;t make much [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=25&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Put-downs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Put-downs  SMS
 
☻You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They&#8217;d all like to throw you down one&#8230;☻Somebody said to me that you ain&#8217;t fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.For More Word Play SMS Click Here
 

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		<title>TEXT SMS INSULTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME CRACKING TXT INSULTS


☻Them:
You:
 
Here&#8217;s 10p &#8211; go and tell your mum you&#8217;re not coming home
Here&#8217;s a pound &#8211; go and buy yourself some breath freshener




☻Haven&#8217;t I seen your face before &#8211; on a police poster?
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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☻As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition☻She&#8217;s angrier than a Bear with a sore head☻She&#8217;s dressed up like a Dogs dinner
☻About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Lights on, door open, nobody at home☻As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.☻He&#8217;s as bent as a butchers hook
☻He&#8217;s as happy as a Pig in $hit
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Hey, I may be fat, but you&#8217;ll always be ugly, and I can diet.☻Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized. ☻Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. ☻Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly&#8230;well enough about ME! How are you? 
☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!  
☻How do u occupy an idiot? Press down &#8211; Press up&#8230;Press Down&#8230;! 
☻***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
&#8230; No Strings attached
&#8230;but for a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=19&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature
☻All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
☻if barbie is so popular&#8230;.then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
☻I intend to live forever- so far so good
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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Blonde Jokes






☻Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them. 


  


☻Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them 


  


☻Q : How do you make a blonde&#8217;s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear. 


      


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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.
☻Jack &#38; Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
☻Mary had a little lamb &#38; tied it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=16&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;
☻Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.
☻Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off &#8211; the cockroaches nicked ma wallet&#8230;
☻I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world&#8217;s largest wilderbeast.
For a Hundred [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=15&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Marriage is not a word. It&#8217;s a sentence&#8230;.(a life sentence!).☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus &#8211; engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. ☻A woman was telling her friend , &#8220;It was I who made my husband a millionaire.&#8221;
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Kiss&#8217;s r blown + kiss&#8217;s r wasted kiss&#8217;s rnt kiss&#8217;s unless they r tasted, kiss&#8217;s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! ☻How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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☻ MATCHES



MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes&#8230; It&#8217;s working.





☻KNOWING YOURSELF



Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.





☻ WHO YOU TRUST



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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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☻Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy. 
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☻YOUR SMILE



Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.





☻ WHO YOU ARE



I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.





☻ I&#8217;M STILL ALIVE&#8230;



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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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☻3 GOOD MANNERS


3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.




☻MISTAKES


Learn from your parents&#8217; mistakes &#8211; Use birth control!


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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
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☻SEX


SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it &#38; Feel Gd! U&#8217;ll enjoy it! I&#8217;ll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.




☻SEX ON TEXT


Press down&#8230; down more&#8230; Ok more&#8230; YES ahh ohh yes&#8230; almost there&#8230; yeah oh shit harder&#8230; SO GOOD&#8230;! mmmmm&#8230; That&#8217;s how I sex [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=7&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Indecent Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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☻ This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again&#8230;&#8230; Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!! 
☻ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well&#8230;Enough about ME! How about you?☻ Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip u [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=6&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait&#8230;.Searching&#8230;.searching&#8230;still searching&#8230;.sorry,NO BRAIN found&#8230;!☻I&#8217;M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I&#8217;M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING 
☻
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=5&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Friendship Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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☻FRIENDSHIP TEST&#8230;


thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN&#8217;t cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs &#38; u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe&#8230;




☻FRIENDS


True friends are like Diamonds&#8230; they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves&#8230; they are scattered everywhere.


For more SMS Jokes and Funny TXT &#8211; visit [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=4&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Funniest Pun SMS Jokes :)</title>
		<link>http://funsms.wordpress.com/2006/05/31/funniest-pun-sms-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 18:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.  
Gravity is studied a lot because it&#8217;s a very attractive field. 
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I&#8217;ll show you A-flat minor.  
A bicycle can&#8217;t stand on its own because it is two-tired.  
When [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=37&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The decent ones</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 01:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[☻ KNOWING YOURSELF
 
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.                                                            
 
☻ WHO YOU TRUST
 
There&#8217;s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funsms.wordpress.com&blog=238451&post=3&subd=funsms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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